My three year old says to me at 10:00 am:

Mom, I want a kiddie cocktail!”

My reply:

No honey, I will not make you a kiddie cocktail. Maybe tonight.

No, I did not have an adult cocktail at 10:00 am. I have no idea where he came up with that!

For more crazy things I hear in my house, check out my Fly on the Wall posts – including one new one next Friday!

Happy Friday!