My three year old says to me at 10:00 am:
Mom, I want a kiddie cocktail!”
No honey, I will not make you a kiddie cocktail. Maybe tonight.
No, I did not have an adult cocktail at 10:00 am. I have no idea where he came up with that!
For more crazy things I hear in my house, check out my Fly on the Wall posts – including one new one next Friday!